Arthur Gelsinger - Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 2. PDF

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Top ten reasons why you should read this book:

10. It has the coolest cover art I’ve seen all year! Reminds me of that scene in Gravity’s Rainbow with the octopus, you know the scene, right? Ok, wrong crowd.
9. The filler stories aren’t very long. Wait a second, what am I saying? There are no filler stories! Every story in this book is amazing! You will love them all!
8. It answers all of the BIG QUESTIONS! From evolution to heaven to the propagation of the species, this book has it all!
7. There’s lots of sex! Okay, it’s generally not human sex, unless you consider a guy with an octopus head “human." Pffft. Details...
6. What else are you going to do? I mean, seriously. It’s cold outside. Unless of course you live in a warm climate, in which case, f*ck you.
5. Laser tits! Need I say more?
4. It’s almost the end of the year and you really want to reach your reading goal! And this book is short!
3. Very little thinking is necessary! Go ahead; give your brain some candy. You deserve it.
2. Did I mention the cover art??
1. You know those bitter sweet moments that touch your heart and leave you with that happy-sad feeling? There are none of those in this book! So take your Bon Iver songs and shove ‘em! (Just kidding Bon Iver, you know I love you).

All joking aside, this was a very funny, warped and zany collection of stories guaranteed to entertain.

(and the cover art is super cool!)

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